"got so mad that he had to go in the backyard" is now part of my lexicon

never forget

a tweet that ages better every year

mfw

the best 9/11 tweet of all time

thank you rap daily news

the audience is booing, but only a little

Werner Herzog:

so much for the tolerant right!

being the wine drunk mayor of a walkable city feels like a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. and it will be a home run;

what if it wasn't political. what if he just really hated golf

so it was April Fools Day, and I'm messing around with these pagers

JD Vance, 2017:

me when i buy pen and paper from Israel

wow shes really tall for an 8 year old

nobody: Mark Robinson, GOP nominee for governor of North Carolina: