Meow meow! Meoow meow meoow meoow meoow meoow meoow meoow! *dies*

I wish all tgirls a very Merry Christmas. Let your souls have the good things they deserve... - the wise Men of Microsoft

girltwinkie

soon to enjoy Pizza Hut themed gay bath-house,, sssSSStrange Architecture and Ceilings I Have Named in Sleep!!

the dog that kisses back is actually a normal dog

everybody says fuckin navy seals are so tough but what kind of lateral crotch strength do they have

crust punk means nothing to me since i boof epoxy resin every morning

here's how i would rank the grimiest politicians in terms of their ability to make women BUST: 1. Mitch McConnell 2. Lindsay Graham 3. Any Florida man

President "Dunkin Donuts"

they say its rude to go inside the restaurant and pet the cows youre gonna eat but i dont see how

i didn't go to eleemntaary school and i turned out just fried

Fucking hillary" - man taking big bite of cookie at check cashing center

Do you think Princess Peach is a real person? Are you some kind of nutjob

at the dentists office straight up asked her to rip my tongue out of my head. she said "sir this is a pediatric clinic" i said yeah i know ive been bad

Vet: good news sir!! your horse is going to get its act together, and win the damn election

List of flags seen on January 6th: - Confederate flag - swastika - "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt

the underpants zone

there are transsexuals that can beat up your dad with one hand tied behind their back & you know this, PUNK

Dear My Assigned CIA Handler: i support your transition to a "real" man (Male)