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palantir man

@dril

im working on a chemical that can get 65 year old ladies pregnant // never forget where you came from. - the boeing company

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linkhttps://linktr.ee/drilreal calendar_today15-09-2008 17:21:54

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i can name at least three guys uncles who are postponing their workplace shooting thanks entirely to the green light of ted lasso season 4

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often fantasize about saying "Hello. How may i HURT you today?" to the bull shit customers at my job, before being Punished by my superiours

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when one of my customers at work is being a reddit Douche bag—I expose 1 millimeter of my scrotum to them, as revenge. Many of them are dumb

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i love reaching enlightenment & checking my notes the next day & it's some shit like "all the political parties are more like a Mario party"

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its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead

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behind the wheel duel wielding costco jack daniel & the panera coffee lemonade that killed some one. full power steering w good horse power

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after wives painstakigly made all husbands Gay—the sheer eroticism of the Hauk Toah movement threatens to turn them Straight again. Not good

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concord is now called "conBored " ; the latest Ass Fuck of pablum for dogs. What you have done with this shit is suck the dick of all gamers

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oh its 108 degrees?? cute. i hadnt really noticed or given a shit. from my point of view it actually feels more closer to 0 degrees