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Watching the Yankees is not good for my health

No one talk to me I can’t breathe😩

ITS OFFICIALLY NOVEMBER 1ST

THINGS I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN: • Driving at night • Leaving my house at night • Driving in the winter • Leaving the house in winter • Driving • Leaving the house

Lane: “Can I have a shot of rumple” Bartender: …🧍🏼‍♀️.. “This is a family establishment.. we have fireball tho”

It parks better than me!

it’s tiiiiiimeeeeeee

My moms gonna bail him out

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

me to my man when I’m ready to cuddle

if i send u this just know i’m bothered and raging significantly #loveislandusa

The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on

me when my joke came out a little too mean:

JUSTIN BIEBER IS COMING

me omw to my adult responsibilities today

We had 24 hour Walmart, $1 McChickens, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks. 99 cents stores... Man we had it all. What happened?

how did I go from this to paying bills