I fell at the first hurdle

Your weekend timeline cleanse 🫧🧼🫧

Get Treatment or Die Tryin’

What on earth is this?!

Me back in the office after the summer holidays and reading emails with August deadlines

Thunderstorm on campus. I’m hiding inside and watching the lightning. Even Old Joe looks worried.

My friend said she’s had the shits for six weeks straight now. She was so pleased they went back to school today.

Today marks the anniversary of J.R.R. Tolkien’s death. The professor certainly knew how to throw a party.

Penalising older people makes me thermo-nuclear level angry. Truth be told, the UK government is targeting the elderly because they’re usually too proud to complain, they can’t garner support online and they don’t protest and riot on the streets. They’re a silent and soft target.

Strike a pose

You carsplainers (drivesplainers?) have a lot to answer for 😆

I see another Michelin star restaurant has opened in Birmingham

It’s a little known fact that Birmingham had a large influx of ninja migrants back in the late nineties. The ninjas integrated unnoticed into Brummie society, once they could be convinced to surrender their nunchucks.

I always repeat it back in the style of Muse’s Supermassive Black Hole

Happy annual ‘omg it’s freezing cold, was that our summer?’ day

If you need cheering up, take a look at the replies to this 😆