When someone asks me how I’m able to sit on the couch for 12 straight hours watching college football.

Arch manning got exposed at noon Alabama exposed at 3:30 Dabo swinney and Cade Klubnik exposed at 8pm Generational day of hate watching

Clemson players in the locker room knowing they get to play juco teams the next 3 months and make the playoffs

Tough go for this guy.

Italian wife. Makes sense.

Assessing the damage I did to my body this weekend

so ESPN hypes up Texas and then knocks Ohio State for beating Texas

Texas fans pushing this narrative that they didn’t let us cross the 50 yard line more than twice is funny because we literally stopped them from scoring any points inside the 10 yard line twice lmao

Bjork’s new gimmicks largely sucked but the speakers, audio, and game production was light years better than last year. Not sure who decided that we’re playing “War Pigs” before warm ups now but they should get a raise:

That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸

“And I want a no show job at that tree planting company”

THURSDAY: Eagles-Cowboys FRIDAY: Chargers-Chiefs SATURDAY: CFB Slate SUNDAY: Full NFL Week 1 MONDAY: Bears-Vikings THIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE AWESOME 🤑

This is 1,000 times worse than the Cracker Barrel logo

Me in the Muni at 10:30 Sunday

Coach Meyer was the 12th defender during Ohio State’s goal line stand vs Texas

Idk how people eat right when they wake up. You give me some iced coffee and a good dosage of nicotine I’m good until noon.

Fun with Joe Rogan

Meanwhile Americans to door to door salesmen:

Was just about to put out a tweet about how it’s annoying how much the fans spell out eagles then remembered I’m an Ohio state fan