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We live in a world where if you do anything decent there'll be a million haters on your back because...misery loves company. And I promise you all those trollers that hate on me and any other successful people are BROKE, LOSERS, and LIVE TERRIBLE LIVES

It’s inevitable

Andrew Novadski @TheBlackCard133 This you bro? Shirtless mirror selfies died in the early 2010s somewhere around the same time as that wack hairline.

Only thing you can’t buy is time, so get off your fucking ass you worthless piece of shit

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So it looks like 4/20 is now Doge Day, a time to celebrate the power of the meme. If Dogecoin hits $1 on 4/20, it's proof that the universe tends toward the most entertaining outcome.

That move you scared to make… just might be the one. JUMP!!!!

Twitter is more fun now that Elon is in charge. You can speak facts like men can't get pregnant and only women have periods. What a time to be alive! 🚀

Tell me you’re a pussy and you can’t think for yourself in one word- Woke

Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis Greta Thunberg The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life ❤️

Five events that will change every man's life 1) A friend betraying you. 2) The death of your father. 3) Winning a fight. 4) Losing a fight. 5) Finding out the woman you love had sex with someone else.

Linked in? Oh you mean... Gay?

CEO OF NOBODY CARES CORP EXECUTIVE FINANCE MANAGER OF BROKE CORP "Hello i have a business idea for you" Get. Fucked. Nobody rich on that website. Rich people do not have that shit. Playtime for wannabes.

Breaking Bad is the most over rated boring show I’ve ever seen

It’s not that deep bro chill

When will politicians, or at least the intern who runs their account, learn that lying on this platform doesn’t work anymore?

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