Meanwhile he sounds like he needs several vaccines. This administration is so under qualified. Lol

When I say today has been one of the most busiest days of my life! I need a clone. Open up the stem cells!!!

Introducing “A Touch of Crass” where fine wine meets filthy punchlines. 🍷 📍Urban Press Winery: 316 N San Fernando Blvd, Burbank, CA 91502 🗓️ Aug 13, 2025 ⏰ 7:30–9:30 (Doors 7:00) 🎟 Free entry | 2 drink min Dress cute. Laugh ugly. We got an insane lineup Wednesday!!!

It’s so hot in LA you might just hoe on accident. 😩

It’s a shrimp and grits from home kind of day.

“A Touch of Crass” silent short. No wines were harmed (yet) during the making of this film. Join us August 13, 2025 from 7:30-9:30pm for an upscale night of debauchery. Doors open at 7:00pm. Free entry!!! Only at the Urban Press Winery & Restaurant

Not at our show tonight! “A Touch of Crass” at Urban Press Winery & Restaurant in Burbank, CA. Doors open at 7pm. Comedy uncensored 😏

Mercury has to be out of micro braids because my manifesting powers have been on 1000 this week!! 😍

Watched “Bring Her Back” at 1am this morning. I’ll never look at Sally Hawkins the same. When it comes to horror A24 doesn’t miss! I will be in one of their films.

I don’t trust black people who don’t have rhythm. You don’t have to dance but clapping on the 2 and 4 is a non-negotiable.

My nephew got more passport stamps than me this year and he’s 4. I look up and this lil nigga is drinking mocktails in Aruba. Yeah I’m hatin. I don’t like that.

Amanda Seales better than me. I would’ve been like this in that 1 vs 20 debate

This comedian (who shall remain nameless) came to my event last Wednesday and was rude af to me! I could’ve went IN but I kept it very professional. Found out today a TV show they’re on just got canceled. God really don’t play about me!

“Sean Bankhead taught me that move!”

Denzel “I’m Leaving Here With Something” Washington strikes again 😂

We’re back by popular demand & unpopular opinions! 😂 Join us for wine, vibes & wild punchlines at Urban Press Winery & Restaurant 🍷 We got another insane lineup folks! 📆 Wed Aug 27th @ 7:30PM Free Entry | 2 drink min Crass is the new class. Seating is limited. DM for guest list!

What’s the exact dollar amount where money turns you into a sick fuck? I just need to know so I can pray I stop one cent before that. 😂

Crass is the new class!!🍷 Push up on me tomorrow night for FREE comedy + chaos at Urban Press Winery & Restaurant before the cops do!! 📆 August 27th | 7:30pm Doors open at 7:00pm 2 item minimum

DO I NEED TO GO TO SEAWORLD’S SWIM BLING BEFORE IT’S OVER????