Legendary. 🇯🇵

I see the Space Cowboy. Is the other one the Gangster Of Love? #BlueOrigin

You may have won the #NBAFinals but not calling your outdoor area the Deer Garden is an all time defeat as a franchise.

There is no piece of clothing more neglected than Jim Jordan's sport coat.

Eric Clapton hoping to add to death toll to young people. He's already 0-1 so why not? latimes.com/entertainment-…

The best character ever created.

Can we just give every white person and their prancing horses medals and call it a day? #Olympics

Insulin should be free.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer Land Salt.

Put the vaccine in Mountain Dew. It's time.

Race walking could the one time even park weirdos leave you alone when you exercise. You can see your way out, Tai Chi.

A prematurely bald FOX News enthusiast strides confidently into Wig Masters. "Fredo?! I'm finally ready! Give me the Rand Paul!"

Flight attendant: are you a UW student? Me: oh no, bless you, I’m an alum FA: me too! Go Dawgs! My son {whispers} goes to Wazzu😳 Me: well at least it’s not Oregon! FA: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! This is why I fly Alaska Airlines 💜💛

The underboss sweating me over my work.

Good to see that Nigerian prince landing on his feet in the extended car warranty business.

Me: Where do 1980s era rockers go for overpriced soups, salads, and sandwiches? Emily: (sighs) Where? Me : Pantera Bread (Emily hides face to stifle laughter) Me: Nothing? (taps imaginary mic) Is this thing on? #dadjokes

I'm largely infirm these days but wouldn't mind going to a game if I didn't have to high five unmasked white people every time we make a first down. #NFL

Robert Kraft dresses like he owns a Farrell's and wants his employees to know he's "down." #GoPats

It's versus not verse, it's lackadaisical not laxadaisical , and you tweeted something. You don't need to say "tweeted out." No one is tweeting anything in.