*gets up at 5am daily* Me:

The older you get, the more you realize having a peace of mind is more important than proving a point.

Normalize normalization.

Rue21 sells clothes that look like they were made at 6 flags.

The federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. You would need to work 79 hours a week to afford a 1 bedroom rental at minimum wage. If that doesn’t tell you that people can’t live on $7.25/hr, we don’t know what will.

My middle school d.a.r.e. rep would be so disappointed.

The only thing louder than this couple smackin’ lips a table over from me is the sound of my own chewing in my head and honestly I can’t eat fast enough. #getaroom fuck

If you the type to walk around a hotel in ya bare feet, you nasty.

My gf just took a flash-on photo in a movie theater. b ✺ kill me know.

Time for another career change.

some lady just got upset cuz the flight attendant wouldn’t take her kids dirty diaper from her & made her get up and throw it away herself…

Lately I’ve been getting brain freeze so bad I just assume it’s the end of my life and that’s how I’m goin’ out.

First maskless flight in years… y’all mother fuckers stink. I might just put it back on tbh

Black air forces and over sized white tee’s give off the same reckless “idgaf” energy.

My takeaways from 24hrs in Texas… y’all are on mad drugs… relax.

day #9 without wifi… i have exhausted my “good movie” collection.. 🏳️

Breaking: The Internet has now added a “B” before Ye’s name.

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Anne Frank doing the whip on repeat in my brain thanks to #davefx Dave

I’m just tryna buy a boat.