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WE ARE SOOOOOOOO FUCKING BACK

Happy 80th Birthday Lowell. Love you!

ok she takes a while but it's totally worth it, I'm dead 💀

When blackbirds sing more than usual in the morning, rain is coming. When the rain arrives other birds fall silent, but the blackbird keeps singing, seemingly encouraged by the rain. It will sing through a storm with great passion. #FairyTaleTuesday

4chan got hacked and exposed as a operation by the US government to make right wing mass killers out of kids is pretty much everyone’s I told you so moment

thank you, I've been calling her for centuries

🚨JUST IN: The Anonymous collective has released 10TB of leaked data, including information on all businesses operating in Russia, all Kremlin assets in the West, pro-Russian officials, and more #OpRussia #Anonymous #SlavaUkraïni 🇺🇦

Anonymous Yesterday I bought a bagel for $3. Now I have a $3 trade deficit with the bagel shop! So I'm imposing a 145% reciprocal trade tariff on them. Today my bagel cost me $7.35. Art of the Deal!

weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy but either way it’s the wrong choice

Extremely funny to say that when everyone still calls this place Twitter

trauma LITERALLY changes how our brains function yet people are really out here saying, “just let go of your past” OK LMAO

so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

Happy Easter

This cat still needs a home. They are scared, stressed, and deserve so much better. Haley, the owner of this cat rescue org, is looking for someone in the Bay Area who's patient, loving, and has experience with cats. Can you please help?

HOPPY EASTER! And HAPPY 4/20! Dogma: The Resurrection Tour kicks off TONIGHT! Pittsburgh, Denver, San Francisco and Burbank just added! Get tickets here: dogmamovie.com See the second coming of Dogma in American theaters everywhere June 5!

you know it's truly the end times when I'm enthusiastically agreeing with the catholic church

peak hilarity is realizing this wasn't already a rule 🤦🏼‍♀️

There is no better endorsement for a book than Margaret Atwood saying "yikes, eh?" Added to reading list ✅️