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My friend Tim Dillard was just suspended on @Twitter for NO reason. The content he posts is always in good taste and non offensive. Please RT to support #FreeDilly

USWNT GAME DAY EMOTIONS: 7:30 MT: I woke up & didn’t miss the start 🤩 7:45: Lets tune to the channel now .. ok it’s FS1 🙂 7:46: Shit, 90 mins of Skip & Shannon - MUTE 😠 8:15: ok I cant even scroll IG w/ their faces on tv, gonna turn on the guide & let it go to screensaver..🤬

Yes, we are affected by #instagramdown, too. No, we didn’t cause it. No, we can’t fix yours. Did you try turning it off and back on again?

Had leftovers today from yesterday’s meal kit .. thus I haven’t chopped minced or cooked anything so far. It’s 10 pm; I’m not hungry; but I really can shake this yearning to attack some garlic on the cutting board 👨‍🍳

I might have a tiny crush on Lindy Booth .. just watched Teenage Space Vampires on Amazon Prime

“Go left, she says. Well, I know what’s to the left. I’ll be Anya the Orphan forever. But if I go right … HEART, DON’T FAIL ME NOW. COURAGE, DON’T DESERT ME! DON’T TURN BACK, NOW THAT WE’RE HERE. PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES. NO ONE EVER MENTIONS FEAR!”

Please don’t kill Brooke. #1984

"Started throwing babies out the window. We was catching ’em…unlike Agholor." Philly is ruthless 🤣 (via Steve Lindsay)

Is it next Wednesday yet? #AHS1984

Waiting for the Rita / Brooke meme dubbed over with ‘rise and shine’ #ahs1984

I leave MiLB and it all falls apart 😟 nydailynews.com/sports/basebal…

Pretty sure that Gabby Barrett:Miley Cyrus :: Chris Gaines:Garth Brooks

I will beat this drum forever. Hands to the face again. Worst rule ever. Get rid of the auto 1st already or get someone on the comp committee that will. And it should be reviewable on top of that.

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Waited so long for a glimpse at India Ennenga in the Irishman and she’s barely an extra

This Christmas wrapping Old Navy commercial is definitely the first time I’ve thought to myself “wow Billie Lourd..wow 😍”

Canseco, Bonds, ARod, Soriano ... Jameis Winston? Maybe next year...

Monday on Good Morning Football #TwoTruthsOneLie *Tom Brady to Denver *Jason Garrett to NYG *Eli Manning to New England 🤪 ‘Alexa, retweet this 1 week before the NFL draft’

This shit is getting outta hand. I should be president. I’m smart educated and pretty much dead man walking.. so I guess I’m biased in let’s just get it right! Happy 40th to me!