Ever been in a place and you see someone you know, but ignore it since they didn’t notice you? Yeah me either.

Lol when people compliment your plain black jeans… What do you really mean?

Memphis tap water hits different. #iykyk

One of my favorite things in my adult life is setting my coffee to brew right before my alarm goes off, so I can hear the last strains of the brew as I gently open my crusty eyes.

It makes my heart happy seeing grown people play in the snow… there is still good in the world.

It’s one thing to finish a whole tube of chapstick. It’s a whole other thing to finish a full box of 1000 count matches.

What if instead of being jealous of others, we were excited for them?

Do you think it’s safe to blame men for short weekends — since they take credit for establishing corporate America?

Anyone else try to ration their food before leaving town so you don’t have to go to the store and get food that will go to waste, but end up eating oatmeal, salsa, and tuna for three days straight?

I just truly believe I’m gonna meet my soulmate in an airport.

Coloring inside the lines isn’t as easy as everyone made it out to be.

Did you ever get something in your childhood that you were saving for the perfect time to use… but then ended up never actually using it? For me, it was a pottery wheel, and I didn’t wanna use up all the clay too fast. Now it’s probably all dried up, huh?

Ugh isn’t it annoying have we have to eat and wear clothes every. single. day. Just when you think all your cups or socks are clean… BAM it’s a new day.

This past weekend the classic “let’s set Andrea up with my cousin” bit occurred at a wedding. Post wedding: the cousin said “she’s fun, but she’s too extra for my taste” Sir, you are right. Thank you.

I mean… I can’t help it that some men have bad taste…

Do you have an Android or is my service just bad?