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Everyone isn’t smart. Everyone doesn’t have the desire to be smart. Everyone doesn’t have the ability to be smart. Some smart people think they aren’t smart. Some people mistakenly think they are smart. Such is life… enjoy the ride.

Random: I didn’t know what a Dutch oven was until a few years ago. Random part two: I still don’t understand what it is.

He doesn’t have locs anymore…

Two year warranty on my couch. Just filed a claim at 12:36 am. Just noticed it expired yesterday. Think they are going to work with a brother? 😅

If there are so many “pick me” and “simps” out there, why haven’t they found each other?

Parents, please parent,

What an alarm this would be.

Just second guessed my age… these years are really running together. 😅

Evening thing doesn’t have to be a sandwich.

In case yall forgot: We don’t know these celebrities in real life.

Bigger in Texas.

MEGAN!!! These samples. 👨🏾‍🍳👌🏾 Me, a southern millennial, listening to Act: II

Told my trainer I want to get rid of this side boob. He looked at me like he wanted to say a slur so bad.

I think people in my middle class, suburban neighborhood are trying to keep the peace. Political signs are HOA permissible up to 30 days out from the election. 80+ homes and not one sign in one yard, not one bumper sticker on one car. In battle ground Georgia.

I know coming out is hard, continual, and unfair. I also know being 40, 50, and 60+ and DL has to be tough, too. So let me hold hands while I say this. Everyone knows. Your friends know. Your parents know. Your aunties/uncles know. Granny, yeah, she knows too.

I need Facebook to separate the care and laugh reactions. Because I’ve been very close to being very rude, unintentionally.

I love when people post about their birthday and talk about their city online. Makes it easier for us to check that voter registry.

Just got a quote for gutters — IKYFL.

People on the internet talk about celebrities, so they get plastic surgery. People on the internet talk about celebrities who get plastic surgery. Never aim to please people on the internet.

Looking like it almost time for me to buy my tan suit.