Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

LEWISHAM IF YOU'RE NEAR A CORNER SHOP OR TESCO EXPRESS I WANT YOU TO GO INSIDE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER, THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY

future first ballot hall of fame tweet

Barca Nation save me a seat 🙏🏿❤️

TALK NOW PUSSY

Lol Bro, Flick better have a plan for me because Amorim Ball CANT be my life next season LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My deytector is ringing very loudly, shall I check?

I will go now to look for food. I will not return until I find food for my children and my cat, even if it costs me my life. Please pray for me.

comrade Juninho

If Israel illegally Kidnaps us again I will immediately‼️ begin my Hunger Strike🙅🏾‍♂️ in captivity they can give their sandwiches and water to the starving people of Gaza 🇵🇸

Don’t be fooled, centrists would rather a Farage government than a Corbyn & Zarah government

Footwork recognized by the city of Chicago 🥹.. August is officially Footwork Appreciation Month

Victor Wembanyama is a communist who hates Karl Malone this nigga just skyrocketed into my top 3 favorite

because of the implication

"But Black Dynamite..."

if people bringing food and medicine to emaciated diseased infants are your enemy then you are the unequivocal enemy of the world

That would be a football fan

fuck a dm this is how i wanna be hollered at from now on

This is hilarious bc what she did and how she handled her final 6 months at City was like 40x worse than anything Rashford has ever done, if he’s in fact done anything worthy of this label

this is so unbelievably me coded wtf