Some dude stole a plane from #Seatac (Allegedly), did a loop-the-loop, ALMOST crashed into #ChambersBay, then crossed in front of our party, chased by fighter jets and subsequently crashed. Weird times.

October 1st

#ChiefsKingdom #FirstGame

#WPMOYChallenge Wagner Please retweet 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Retweet plz #WPMOYChallenge #ProBowlVote

Love sitting in the dealership waiting room listening to Boomer’s terrible ringtones go off at 100 decibels.

Nance: As you go, to the promised land. Mahomes: From the river to the sea Jim.

Middle aged white man sitting next to me at a sushi restaurant explaining Japanese sushi to the Japanese Sushi restaurant owner >>>

rationalizing this AI produced bop being in my head all the time because at least a human wrote the lyrics. and its a fuckin jam idc

Big fan of this lady that just posts videos of herself getting into arguments with her Little Owl in a mix of German and unintelligible hooting

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

This is just a little pro tip from me but if you RT a bunch of this shit your For You feed stops being racist

Are they trialing #AIBobCostas ? PFT Commenter

Singing this song but saying Balatro instead of Daytona. My wife LOVES it localthunk Daytona USA (Arcade) - Attract Theme (Let's Go Away) youtu.be/Y1WlBBVPMJo?si… via YouTube

Bowser is so Trump-coded

I choose to believe that pharmacists must try one dose of every medicine before they can graduate.

Aka Ezra Klein

🧾FACTS. The ONLY Switch 2 console in stock at retailers online in the US has been the bundle, according to my checkout data Walmart mttswdr.co/priority-walma… GameStop mttswdr.co/priority-games… Sam's Club mttswdr.co/sams-club-nint… Target isn't until June 6 (morning) online.