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In retrospect, the Hunger Games had a lower child death rate than what Dr. Oz is suggesting.

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You can't work for Biden’s administration if you smoked marijuana in the past. Is that why his cabinet doesn’t include Obama?

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It would kinda dope if Musk bought Twitter and just shut it off…. Lol

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