“And she’s off, University of Michigan ‘28 💙💛”

Me when the mf who’s downfall I’ve prayed upon actually gets into the top school of their choice:

Smh

Mfs reposting their friends acceptance after they got rejected (this is my last college tweet I promise)

Mamaroneck High School students after making a completely fraudulent club that will have 2 meetings all year (they donated 16 dollars to cancer by selling shitty cupcakes at a bake sale)

School

Chipotle getting rid of Al Pastor is my 9/11.

Charlie Bulova trying to telling me that this would be the Cowboys year (it wasn’t)

Harry Middlemiss denying the allegations:

Ms. Andrews preparing to grade my FRQ:

Now we wait.

Been manifesting this day for months. Had it marked on my calendar. All these fake haters hopping on the bandwagon now… I started this movement.

Imagine majoring in journalism just for ur job to get snatched by chat gpt

Me going through every single girls instagram story since Taylor Swift is dropping a new album:

Harry Middlemiss when Coach Rome takes him out for Jason Senders while DN is in attendance:

Me after averaging a combined 96 received instagram reels per day by Frank the crossing guard and Brendan the autistic kid

Kraner mania at Bentley:

Mary Kate. Would. Run the damn ball. #LANK