damn good comic getting a damn cool book release so mark your damn calendars!!

you will post on twitter about how whenever you pull the lever you get a food pellet and someone will come into your mentions like 'FUCK you, when *I* pull the lever i just get shocked by the electrical grid!' like lmao some people need to go outside for real

i ev'd my tyranitar to have exactly 666 special defence in the sand. i am a very serious player.

god i need to wake up early more often. coffee hits different in a single-digit hour

fellow dykes of the timeline, may we please discuss jean seberg

listening and learning

mr. president a second anne hathaway photoshoot has hit the timeline

taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. they’ll be like “when she was 12 yrs old she carved the name of her 12th album into the elder tree”. like ok ? which of her attacks are easiest to parry

she burrow on my scorpion until i bark

i should call her

Paul Smith you will always be famous