The Scooby snacks made me do it officer

The salmon when it runs idfk

Bro look like an Eat'n Park cookie

L key on my keyboard stopped working, guess I'm not that typa guy 💯

Legally changing my name to Red Carpet so Anne Hathaway will walk all over me

Ayy asshole eSCUSE me I'm fuckin GHOULIN here ehh? Watch where youse goin before youse get fuckin wacked ehh??

So I'm at the gas station and the clerk says to me he says "you gotta pay before we let you pump" and I says "ayyy what the fuckayah talkin abaht I'm fuckin gimmighoul ehh??? Pump my shit before I pump your guts full of lead alrighhh? 🤌🤌"

John D. Rockefeller: I chilly 🥺 *Proceeds to initiate an industry of over two centuries of astronomical carbon emissions leading to a rise in average annual global temperatures* John D. Rockefeller VII: Much better >w<

Minors on Twitter upon finding a profile that has "minors dni" in bio

Goofy silly bird app hehe #Duolingo365

Arson Judge signing his contract with the Giants

Pokemon fans when they're not allowed to break and enter anymore

Gamers trying to come up with something besides gaming when their class makes them introduce themselves with a hobby because they're ashamed of being gamers

Curse you badge arcade

Call me a Family Company the way she S.C. on my Johnson

Y'all should newly discover God

Zoomers when they get to college and realize the professor doesn't put Subway Surfers gameplay over their lectures

wtf guys nintendo just said they're delaying tears of the kingdom again 😱🤦😭😭

Trying to find out when the magic moment is in a man's life where he magically knows how to fix anything