“I’m a doctor, Tom, not a drugstore.” It's not Dr. McCoy but a character in Family Reunion (1989), directed by Michael Hawes, the writer of One Dark Night. My appreciation: senselesscinema.com/2021/10/family…

"Misery comes in lots of different forms. It's all miserable." My appreciation of the semi-meta slasher film Bloody Murder (2000): senselesscinema.com/2021/11/bloody…

"Ritz crackers and peanut butter. Basic building blocks of a well-rounded eating disorder." My appreciation of the semi-meta slasher film Bloody Murder (2000): senselesscinema.com/2021/11/bloody…

"What is this, six degrees of mutilation?" My appreciation of the semi-meta slasher film Bloody Murder (2000): senselesscinema.com/2021/11/bloody…

"Photo sessions. Yeah. Just photo sessions." My appreciation of Ray Dennis Steckler's The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher (1980): senselesscinema.com/2021/12/the-ho…

"I wonder if she saw that movie Pillow Talk." My appreciation of Ray Dennis Steckler's The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher (1980): senselesscinema.com/2021/12/the-ho…

"Nice little shot of my buttocks." My appreciation of Ray Dennis Steckler's The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher (1980): senselesscinema.com/2021/12/the-ho…

"There's no way we can get some vicious animals to work on?" My appreciation of Andy Milligan's The Man with Two Heads (1972), an adaptation of the Jekyll and Hyde story: senselesscinema.com/2022/02/the-ma…

"This man has an abnormal amount of evil in his brain.” My appreciation of Andy Milligan's The Man with Two Heads (1972), an adaptation of the Jekyll and Hyde story: senselesscinema.com/2022/02/the-ma…

“You’re the defecation of the slums of London." My appreciation of Andy Milligan's The Man with Two Heads (1972), an adaptation of the Jekyll and Hyde story: senselesscinema.com/2022/02/the-ma…

"You smell of chemicals and death." My appreciation of the Georgia-shot horror film Kiss of the Tarantula (1975): senselesscinema.com/2022/03/kiss-o…

"Terrible things are happening. That’s why I like happy endings." My appreciation of the Georgia-shot horror film Kiss of the Tarantula (1975): senselesscinema.com/2022/03/kiss-o…

"I’m sick of living in this slimy mausoleum!" My appreciation of the Georgia-shot horror film Kiss of the Tarantula (1975): senselesscinema.com/2022/03/kiss-o…

“Some wires must have moved around or something.” My appreciation of the classic supernatural slasher Dead Dudes in the House (1989): senselesscinema.com/2022/07/dead-d…

“You want to knock it off?” “Me?” “Yeah, Steve.” “The whistling?” “Yeah. The whistling.” “It’s only whistling.” “It’s bothering me!” My appreciation of the classic supernatural slasher Dead Dudes in the House (1989): senselesscinema.com/2022/07/dead-d…

"Rick, you're alive!" "No, I'm dead. Take a look." My appreciation of the classic supernatural slasher Dead Dudes in the House (1989): senselesscinema.com/2022/07/dead-d…

Eating breakfast at a fast food place this morning, Jay Leno sits down at the next table, eats his food, gives quarters to a little girl for the toy machine, drives off in his 1970 Monteverdi coupe.

"Even the squirrels are scarce." My appreciation of Bill Rebane's Invasion from Inner Earth (1974): senselesscinema.com/2022/11/invasi…

"I’m not sure what happened, but people are dropping like flies.” My appreciation of Bill Rebane's Invasion from Inner Earth (1974): senselesscinema.com/2022/11/invasi…

“There’s just a few people left and they’re going fast, real fast.” My appreciation of Bill Rebane's Invasion from Inner Earth (1974): senselesscinema.com/2022/11/invasi…