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In the 70s this kind of hairline would guarantee you roles in at least two of the best movies ever made

If we never get another Dragon Age, at least it got to go out on a high note with Dragon Age: The Veilguard. Our review: bit.ly/48njer8

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I love that no matter what the setting, he just can’t quite fit in. I bet it drives him nuts. I don’t think he is capable of relating to another human on any level other than superficial

Help, my pants are having a stroke.

Just a reminder that as recently as 1999 (American Beauty), carrying a camera with you at all times to take video of random moments from your life was seen as antisocial weirdo freak behavior that defined your whole personality

I was born in 1974. Expecting me to learn who The fucking Rizzler is is tantamount to elder abuse.

He drove Trump’s garbage truck

Lordy, there ARE tapes...

here’s me being taught to kill you!!!!

I’ve flown into Belfast to drive over to Donegal and I simply can not get over how they have a different Mr. Tayto here, and that he looks unmistakably more Protestant

Quick reminder that Charlie Brooker did a banger of an episode on Ghostwatch for TV Ruined Your Life: youtu.be/FOEozFtqe3s?si…

I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!

Not a single person has reached out to Livvy Dunne. What is this, amateur hour?

I think the whole "it's not fair because I've already paid my HECS debt off" argument is a bit silly, when you consider that HECS debts have been rising significantly over the past decade, so anybody who has paid theirs off already had a much better deal than those who haven't.

Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump theonion.com/neuralink-pati…