Physicians should have a national licensure

Don't worry Josiah Lambert I suck at Bingo too

I thought I'd be glad to finally have a chance to watch one of the games... #mubb #MarchMadness

Yes, I know it was a rerun, but... Immediately after executing a perfect parallel park, Josiah Lambert sure seemed to cheer me on with an incredibly timed "let's f-ing goooo" SiriusXMU #xmu #download15

@PEHJackson Well-said. It's why we published this paper in Clinical Infectious Diseases, which should be a step toward getting us out of the "triples" (amp-gent-clinda) era for endometritis. Julie Ann Justo doi.org/10.1093/cid/ci…

When my ICU residents trigger my ID brain on rounds... #IDCCM #IDtwitter Dr. Glaucomflecken youtu.be/t0VFAyAtNdA?si…

Completed my ID/CCM Fellowship! Attending time! #idccm

After my first shifts as a Critical Care attending, I can confidently say that some of my ID imposter syndrome seems to have has dissipated #idccm #criticalcare #idtwitter #meropenem

Guy decided to try and merge into my car, full of my 2 year old, pregnant wife, mother in law, and sister in law. After he got an earful of my horn, he still cut me off, slowed down in front of my, then flipped me off. In his rearview window: a cheap red hat. #MAGA

Patient's loved one recounting the patient's subacute decline and failure to thrive: "I didn't know UTIs did all that!" Me: "They don't." #criticalcare #idtwitter #IDCCM

Between the almost daily "you look really young to be a doctor" and my wife gleefully counting every grey hair I get, I don't know what to believe

The auto play piano on the hospital lobby was just playing a suite from the Empire Strikes Back and I have never felt cooler walking down the hallway with my jacket billowing

Hello Epic my old friend I've come to chart with you again 'cause from Cerner we are switching Now sit through all the new training And the memories, like a dotphrase populate This is the sound of charting

"How is any of this real life?" - Jon Stewart on Trump's Arnold Palmer dong story and the GOP minimizing Trump's authoritarian threats

Bringing some home Tosa taste to South Florida! Penzeys Spices

Somehow I'll Make an antimicrobial steward Out of you! (Me soapboxing everyday on rounds)

All 3 intensivists on duty the other day were ID-CCM, so that was fun #idccm #criticalcare #idtwitter

Weakening our nation’s vaccine infrastructure will lead to significantly lower immunization rates and result in many more outbreaks of serious, vaccine-preventable hospitalizations and deaths. Congress must hold Secretary Kennedy accountable for these actions. (1/2)

Had a dream that I was still in fellowship. Jonathan Frakes was my attending, disappointed with me for something or other... Anyway, I said, "I'm sorry, Dr. Riker. Won't happen again." He shot back, "Dr. 'Riker'!???" And oh boy did he let me have it for that. Then I woke up.

Hear me out. Let me have pineapple on my pizza and y'all can have as many banana-based desserts as you want