Very sad. Still going to the Peacock tonight.

Back in LA. Sad but hopeful. Gonna put down this pepperoni garlic pie from Slasher Pizza before it’s back to the grind tomorrow. Go Beavs.

This is the corniest shit ever. CORN CHIP.

Can’t stop thinking about what might’ve happened if the Beavs had pounded the rock a little bit more in the second half vs. SC last week… Please let today allow me to forget that. #GoBeavs

Oregon State’s new kickers name is Atticus Sappington??? That’s powerful.

Get Atticus Sappington an endorsement with the Peacock Bar & Grill ASAP #GoBeavs

go beavs

Excuse me Beavs but have you considered JAMMING it up their ass?

Man I’d love to be SAPPING A TON of beers with my homies at Block 15 this afternoon. Hi I’m Oregon State kicker Atticus Sappington here for Block 15 Brewery located in beautiful downtown Corvallis!

Working on getting new Beavs kicker Atticus Sappington an NIL endorsement with Dirt Road Brewing in Philomath once he turns 21. Brooks & I will write the commercial.

Being a Beavs fan is nothing short of traumatic.

Me to the 2022 CFB season

Remember when Macklemore was rly popular

Barry Bonds was better than Aaron Judge will ever be.

Barry Bonds is the GOAT don't @ me

From Hollywood to Nike to pro sports, most branded wokeness from the past two years (and beyond) has been largely performative. It always is.

Go Beavs

The bird at the Los Angeles Dodgers game was a Greater White-Fronted Goose. Bright lights can disorient birds that migrate at night, which this species does. Learn more here: audubon.org/field-guide/bi…

We out here! My first commercial, a promo for the coming USFL season, aired last weekend during the Fox NFL Playoff games. Hopefully catch it again this Sunday during the NFC Championship game.

Keep your eyes peeled during the Super Bowl, you may see me run across your screen! Shoutout to my agent Daniel Hoff & Oakley / Meta for having me.