Fourth of July is day on which citizens of United States set aside differences to remember their shared hatred of England.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.

US President Elon Musk moves American economy from Capitalist Dystopia to Objectivist Dystopia, in preparation for Post-Apocalyptic Dystopia.

US Plutocrat Jeffrey Bezos unique among US plutocrats in that despite being able to afford many things, cannot afford respect from others.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un considering role at prestigious international publication Vogue. Story developing.

DPRK enjoys cordial relations all trading partners, as an exemplar of international relations

Festival of Onion celebrated.

Lone surviving camel of ousted Libyan leader Gaddafi dies at Pyongyang Zoo aged 41.

PUBLIC SAFETY. Reports of a van giving out “Free Candy” has been reported in Chagang Province. It is advised that this service is for CHILDREN ONLY.

Pyongyang Mexican restaurant "Cabana de Trotsky" patronized by Marshal Kim Jong-un with favorable review.

1959 discovery of time by Eternal President Kim Il-sung "changed everything" according to modern astrologers.

Disclosure of "Epstine List" membership creates lasting bonds of jocularity amongst globalist elite.

Unimportant Idiot Frozen In Liquid Nitrogen placed on display in United States Senate Chamber.

PYONGYANG WEATHER 23C. Mostly cloudy.

Respected Leader Kim Jong-Un, Father to All Children, is praised for his many sacrifices.

July 4 Day marked in US as citizens either toast loyalty for, or foment ineffectual rebellion against, their Idiot Porcine King.

Americans celebrate July 4 with leisure and gluttony.