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Dever

@dpnorman

If you think I’m not joking, I am. Also vice versa. Have bigger fish to fry, but no pan.

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SIGH OF RELIEF Democracy has now survived – but by the width of a hair. We need to take steps to ensure the precious freedom we have taken for granted is no longer threatened by bullies – and that we begin making it equitable for **everyone**

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If you wade through the cheesiness that is Alice in Borderland, you get to see the Japanese rendition of a Trans vs. Neckbeard martial arts showdown.

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The simple ideas some of y’all have about personal stimulus checks, I bet you play chess by hitting the king with tiddlywinks

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I feel sorry for the Chinese restaurants in our little town. Power is out for 850 people at dinner time on Christmas.

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Hey, remember how our power went out on Christmas? It just went out again right before midnight. What does this mean for 2021?

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My grandfather is a 95 yr old WW2 vet. When we tell him what he means he forgets and thinks he’s not so great. So we made this tree so he could press a name any time and hear what he means to each person. If you want to make one on the cheap, DM me; I’ll teach you how!

My grandfather is a 95 yr old WW2 vet. When we tell him what he means he forgets and thinks he’s not so great.

So we made this tree so he could press a name any time and hear what he means to each person.

If you want to make one on the cheap, DM me; I’ll teach you how!
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I’m pretty done with hearing from Trump administration and former administration looking for Kudos now. 2016 would have been a good time to suddenly have Jiminy Cricket visit.

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Do they far right representatives have any idea what they sound like when they talk about how unprecedented Dems are being? Like, you know why, right?

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Tomorrow is #MLK day, a day devoted to remembering the aspects of Dr. King that don’t make white people too uncomfortable. What is a quote you particularly like?

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Kamala’s like when I make history I’m gonna go ahead and get the triple word score* yet my phone still tries to autocorrect her to a Japanese restaurant.

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Damn you #GameStop What has the world come to when you can’t make your fortune by putting in a hard day’s money-you-already-had.