James O'Brien absolutely excelling himself as a knuckle dragging antisemite @lbc

So 'zero tolerance of drugs in sport' except when it's British atheletes? @bbcwomanshour

Plastic balls.

We have doomed ourselves.

#r4today

Coming up on #GBNews : A special documentary by The Rt. Dishonourable Rt Hon Nadine Dorries on the cruel treatment suffered by her baby. #r4today

#r4today Andrew Neil The Legend!

Brillo! #r4today

'My heart goes out to [insert name] and to all [insert group name] who suffered when this [insert policy name] was running'

That's essentially some database script coding for any government minister. #r4today

Good old #LibDems leader Ed Davey was busy wringing his hands over the blood issue yesterday. He's always big when demanding others carry responsibility - but not himself with #PostOfficeScandal #r4today

New towns are no answer to anything. Less human beings will cure every problem. We are a finite planet. Look up what finite means and equate that with humans multiplying like a bad virus. #r4today

Andy Burnham rapidly playing the 'I din't know nuffin, guv' card to get himself off any hook of blood contamination liability. #r4today

The ICC is now in a right old state. It's lost all credibilty and it's time to disband it. #r4today

So if Putin lobs WMDs at London, we have to go to court to ask what we can do within its partameters? Get real. #r4today

'I'm so woooo. I feel so blooooo. I really like yooooo'. That'll be $1 billion please.

Yes, we really are all as musically mediocre as Tailor Switt. #r4today #taylorswift

Tailor Switt on. Dreadful, shocking tuneless bubble gum garbage. Radio muted. #r4today

Politicians: 'We must ensure this never happens again'.

Translation: 'We'll cover up better next time'. #r4today

Don't let them fool you. Apologies are cheap insincerity from politicians. Money is pledged but you won't see any. For years, probably never. #r4today

Who doesn't want an AI assistant? #r4today

'Labour were bad too, na na na ner' says Macclesfield Blue Robbo #r4today

Mullah Lite of the Supremos will decide who is the next president of #Iran . At least they do their state enforced vigrous weeping-mourning inside 5 days.

The UK was made to endure 10 days when our old godhead left this mortal coil. #r4today

Laura Flowerdew, #SouthWestWater 's chief customer conwoman said it was expecting situ “to continue for a number of days yet”

She said: “We want to absolutely make sure that public health is a priority'

Translation:We are stll shredding a lot of incriminating paperwork #r4today