Oh shit. They assigned Trump a probation officer.

Clashes break out at Trump arraignment courthouse after ‘suspicious package’ sparks police response

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First picture ever of a newly hatched electrician still has part of the egg shell on its head

Should we make Just Stop Oil pay for policing?

London's Metropolitan Police have said that six weeks of slow-walking and bike protests across London have cost the force £4.5 million and wasted the equivalent of 13,700 officer shifts. They say they're trying to protect us from…

Laine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕷🍓🩵🩷🤍 Andy Taylor Not as sad as this

BREAKING:

Wall Street Journal writes that the U.S. has decided to send tank shells with depleted uranium to Ukraine.

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twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon…...... This should be retweeted until it goes viral............... Otherwise the media and opposition politicians will have a clear field... Tomorrow's headlines already written.

Actually stunned that this is necessary but reposting this

yukoff logvynenko yukoff Hola, you can read it here: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1667994… Share this if you think it's interesting. 🤖

The National Contempt is what happened today when Michelle Mone is walking around free in the sun with up to £200 million of our money gained it seems from the published information under false pretences. The attempt to tie NS into Johnson has already been made by Tory friends of mine today.

Inmate's Family AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY Inmate's Family Hola, please find the unroll here: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1667928… See you soon. 🤖

Thoughts and prayers with Vicky🦩 this evening xx

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So, so sorry to hear of the passing of Frisky Le Rouge. He was one of the greatest characters amongst #CatsOfTwitter and with his human did outstanding work for charity. Frisky was much loved by many. Rolf and family x

This is Bakhmut 💔💔💔

Here’s a rousing new 🎶 version of the convict folk classic “Botany Bay” adapted as a cheerio to Boris Johnson.

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Turns out drunk 22 year old is going on a cruise with his parents and 5 (FIVE) sisters. This may be why he’s drunk.

(Sitting alone at hotel bar in Seattle)

Drunk 22 year old: yo bro do I know you?

Me: Are you a doctor?

Drunk 22 yo: nah I’m a bartender from Pensacola

Me: I don’t think we know each other

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Drunk 22 yo: Broooooooooo you’re that Jonathan dude

After drunk 22 year old’s 7th-ish vodka Red Bull, his dad showed up at the bar and said their ship leaves at 1pm tomorrow, if he’s not there in time he’s leaving his ass at the dock 😂

Meanwhile let’s not forget this: Michelle Mone’s 4-week old company got a £122m PPE contract and supplied faulty goods. Now it has no employees and only £47,000 cash left. Great reporting in ⁦Byline Times⁩ as ever. bylinetimes.com/2023/06/09/ppe…

Who will you vote for in the next GE