“Mark Zuckerberg was a dropout.”

Yeah, he dropped out of Harvard not 10th grade social studies.

Online I’m stupid, but in real life I am stupid.

Nothing is illegal in space.

Just a friendly reminder that the investment with the greatest return is spending time with your loved ones. Have an awesome weekend.

Soon we won’t be able to tell the difference between the robots and humans.

It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.

Me in 1984 wasting time resting instead of buying Apple stock at $0.09.

Red Lobster is considering a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing.

I guess you could say the company is in hot water.

The term “allowance” is infantilizing and carries a notion of undue permission that has no place in an equitable relationship.

New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/sunny-days

How to afford a house:

1. Build a time machine

*finishes taxes*

Me: Okay, I owe $1,300.

IRS: Do you?

Me: Do I?

IRS: You’ll find out!

Good morning to everyone except those who want war.

The speed at which people are pivoting from monetary policy experts to foreign policy analysts is astonishing.

“Do you like my new haircut?”

I’m built different. Like incorrectly or something.

Giving your spouse an allowance is pure ick. Perhaps checking in and communicating with your partner would be the better thing to do.

Check out me and Heather Joelle Boneparth’s latest on CNBC. cnbc.com/2024/04/13/op-…

I started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

It's called gross pay cause it's disgusting to see what you could have made.

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