We don’t even know how to be winning when we have a six-run lead. #lgm New York Mets

Shavuot commemorates the giving of the Torah. This year, its second day is on June 13th (aka 6.13). 613 is the number of mitzvahs in the Torah. #Shavuot #Shavuos #Torah

Breaking news: Jews in Anatevka call for Tevye to step down from "Fiddler on the Roof" – Every night he mistakenly calls Hodel both Shprintze and Bielke.

I'm here for this.

In honor of the Olympics, the greatest SNL short ever made. Men's Synchronized Swimming.

Was this game real? Or a fever dream? WNBA Indiana Fever Caitlin Clark

They don't make 'em like that anymore. They should.

Welcome to Elul, the month leading up to Rosh Hashanah during which Jewish limo drivers replace their car horns with ram's horns. #Elul #Shofar

Remember the Mork & Mindy episode where Mork converted to Judaism? Shazbot Shalom.

This is my answer to so very many things in the world.

Happy Halloween month. ❤️

I was going to start preparing to repent through Yom Kippur... But the rules were you guys weren't going to fact check. #RoshHashanah #RoshHashana #RoshHashanah2024 #YomKippur

#LGM

What a great game Birmingham Legion FC! 5-0! I was probably the only local Legion fan at the Oakland game, and y'all made it fantastic to watch. Some crazy goals tonight! Hope to see you again in person next season.

Sunrise: 6:08 AM Sunset: 4:52 PM Swiftly fly the years... 🎶 #FiddlerOnTheRoof

The Mets can still win the 2024 World Series if the commissioner has the courage to act.

Every year it's like this! We're not even through Secular Purim night and already I'm getting Chanukah ads.

Launch event for my latest book, Tues. Nov 19th! Attend ONLINE (or in person, if you're in New Orleans). Information and registration at msje.org/event/rear-pew… Get the book (paperback or Kindle): amazon.com/gp/product/B0D… #JewishHumor #RearPewMirror

I just tried to roll up a wrap for lunch. We don't pay people at Chipotle enough.

My first UAB Men's Basketball game in person in about forty years. Great comeback win! Go Blazers!