#FreeGunna 🆓🅿️

I'm talking with my roommate and we're wondering if you could swim 100 miles from the middle of the ocean back to shore - Michael Phelps 🏊‍♂️

“what u wanna be for halloween” with u tf

5 year update, tried again, still allergic

*nods* yeah

Jeffery dahmer’s style kinda slayed

“I call her my side gig because it’s still work”

“And now we made Jesus gay”

Kendall Jenner is the biggest pick me girl of all time and you can’t tell me otherwise

Last two days of being unemployed time to run it up

If you’re reacting to my shitty BeReal’s that’s how I know you’re a real one

Pho & ramen advisories issued for the Pacific Northwest. 🌧🍜

Only Lewis Hamilton would need his therapist at the race

Nothing hits quite like the small talk from a middle aged man on the way to the airport at 3am

Plaid pantry x crocs collab you heard it here first

Matt Healy really said everyone in Portland got 10 pronouns and 0 jobs titles

A couple seasons later… blazers still suck but with no hot players :(

“You know what’s crazy? When you were born phones didn’t exist” referring to me when I was born…

I just remembered Mount Rushmore exists