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i’d rather front a bawdy lib oddity than be throttled abominably. no thank you i don’t want a drink

printing a t shirt that says “I ❤️ the Northeast Coastal Megalopolis”

The Floating Opera by John Barth

my girl and i

recently started modelling some dance moves off the star of american pie. i’ve been basin’ jigs on jason biggs

for some reason my brain short circuits when ppl treat fathers day like a holiday. the walgreens security guy said happy fathers day to me and i smiled and said “okay, hi :)”. someone on the street this morning said it and i stg i got flustered and said “day!”

i book this book at a used bookstore in college and thought it was my little secret

i wonder if any aspects of history would have turned out different if someone had advised the fall out boy guy not to wear those hats

i think i ought to follow the example of the noble squirrel and find my nuts in the world

there’s a difference between a formalist poet and someone who wants their poems to not be formless

what is the name of that literary device where you describe the effect of something as a property of it? for instance, i almost never say it’s humid out, i say it’s “really sweaty out here”

my favorite definition of sentimentality in art is “trying to express feelings that are beyond the means of its form”, or something like that, and since i learned it i have employed it to very fun effect

how it feels to rev your car in residential areas

when she let ya go nutty on the chatterbox

there all is aching

zohran momdaddy

oh you need some pics taken for your apartment listing? lemme ask my friend The Talentless Depressed Crime Scene Photographer with Greasy Fingers if he can come through and help

reading is down bc ppl are distracted… i wish i had thought of this

strange to think that dreams can't come false

DCOM called The Thirteenth Reason about a kid who kills himself after finding out he has mermaid powers