Nasrallah’s successor wasn’t at his funeral. The air force that eliminated him was.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… What happened to the black hole?

Keepers had a nightmare there! Cross should never have come in though, zero press…. #SHULEE

Meslier resembling one of the NBA players from space jam after they’ve had their talent stolen by aliens. #SHULEE

1 in 43 Albanians in the UK is in jail. Under Labour and the Conservatives, foreign criminals have been allowed into Britain. Only Reform UK will end Britain’s migrant crime wave.

You’ve got to chuckle at this one!

Grand 👏🏻

Things you love to see! Congrats Patrick McGuire 👏🏻 #bcafc

Great start this! #bcafc

Some strange decisions early on from the kettle! #bcafc

What a stop that is 🧤 Why do keepers turn into the terminator against us? #bcafc

How good is Tayo #bcafc

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'Will you return this overdue library book for me? As a white male I'd be facing a lengthy prison sentence' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

The stars are literally aligning before our eyes. We will absolutely cock this up at some point won’t we… Won’t we?? #bcafc

Avidly awaiting Walsall FC admins to change their bio to “official X account of LLDLDWWDLDLalsall FC” #bcafc

Looking forward to church this afternoon #bcafc

Vroom vroom 🫡

This is an unreal turnaround for the team!