I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents. In other words, I changed the light bulb.

Peak Chelsea December 2024 - February 2025 that. Sake.

That was coming. ⚽️

No way Pedro. ⚽️

Delicious football.

Some west ham fans are staying to the end to beat the rush

You will not leave early - go back and watch the rest of the game

I've had a great bank holiday weekend!

Great game promo. #bullshit

What the fuck! Driving down Stevenage Rd Fulham just now and something smashed my car window. #FULMUN

Toot toot.

Route one. Old school English League footy.

Pitch invasion! Warms the heart.

🤣🤣

As Jose Mourinho has left Fenerbahce today, it’s a perfect time to revisit this iconic moment when the OFFICIAL Galatasaray account South Park’d him🤣🤣🤣 An unbelievable manager that, I’m sure will be back in the Premier League before long. 🔨 👀