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Changed out Parker’s probiotics to melatonin gummies. His sleep schedule is gonna be backed up 😈

Jeffro Where’s that?

We decided to take the day off from hookers and partying. We went for a hike and Bohdi tried to murder squirrels. I don’t want Parker 🐐 to come back. Bohdi belongs with his Unc

Parker doesn’t know it yet. But I took Bohdi to get a tattoo this week. It’s badass.

Parker 🐐 YOU left him with me

Betting on me That’s the best slip you can post The minute I hit my come up All the haters gonna go ghost They say the sky is the limit So my life goal is to orbit Follow if you want to win Like a sponge you just absorb it

Dirty bars like a prison But fresh as Irish spring My rhymes are gonna spread like fire Gonna be the X king Keepin every post legit The basement taught me how to spit Line by line they’re clean as soap haters fall to my rope-a-dope

Parker’s Evil Twin Evil Parker's the one I fuck with the most. He gets Bohdi laid, As he likes to boast. I'm riding with him. He does nothing but win. If Evil's the choice, You can bet I'm all in!!!

Who's mom do i have to hump to get one of those berry badges?

Hey Parker 🐐 repost this if you REALLY want Bohdi to love you again.

K/D ratio higher than Hunter B Takin shots at Parker 🐐 since gameboys and PSPs Keep my name out your mouth or you a get quick scope Hanging with Parker (Parody) 🐐 planning our day to elope Bohdi, me, parody, and Parkers stang ridin off to paradise, parker you can eat a wang

Parker (Parody) 🐐 you said these hickies would go away in 24 hours

I am not ashamed of us.

That’s called incest…..gross

I wasn’t always evil. It was the 862nd time that Parker 🐐 came to the basement and kicked the badass Lego set that I built that my heart turned black.

Locked in the basement Is how I spent my time for years I finally escaped Gonna shift into another gear Gonna make some fat stacks Clap some cheeks and make it rain Burnin motha fuckas @dotcomparker is the one to blame