I’m here to let everyone know that I have a new personal record with a 165 pound back squat thank you and goodnight

Overheard at Trader Joe’s today: “yeah man, you know- sometimes you’re the bug, and sometimes you’re the windshield. And that’s just life.”

It’s cute when people on a 4:20 train from NYC think they’re going to sit next to their bag on the way home 🥰

Dear Honeywell- I fear I must resort to twitter because you and your "licensees" have pretty awful customer service. Support emails and phone calls unanswered for over 2 weeks after our door lock broke less than a month into having it. How do I get someone to help me?

I’m going to be listening to the queen Rihanna for the rest of the day

Watching men overthink in front of the flowers at the grocery store is my favorite Valentine’s Day activity 🥰

Dear all companies- please don’t even bother creating a social support team for your company unless you can support users in-channel. Getting a canned response of “we’ve forwarded your request to the concerned team” twice in a row is not helpful. Looking at you, Honeywell

Happy national sons day to all my sons

My heart is absolutely shattered today for so many of my close friends at Indeed following their layoff announcement. It’s unreal how a job brings you so close to people that their pain feels like your own 😔 Reach out to and care for your close people today. ❤️

I’ve got some throwbacks from the archives and they need a place out in the Twittersphere. I worked with and know some of the most incredible people in the world thanks to Indeed…and now some of them are out there looking for jobs. If you are hiring, please DM me.

Me: my husband is away this weekend Person: ooooh scandalous! Me: yeah standing in the kitchen eating ice cream wrapped in fruit roll up is pretty scandalous I guess

This is big me energy.

It’s bad enough Netflix botched this #loveisblindlive situation but the meditation-esque background music is the cherry on top. My dudes I’m trying to stay up for you and you’re not helping

Broooooooo 😂😂😂😂

I feel for the poor social media team souls on the other side of this tweet.

I have disappeared from Twitter recently. Oopsie. But since I’m here I’ll tweet at my favorite social media friends Indeed Support- hi all! You are the best and hope you have a good day 🙋🏻‍♀️

Hi Iberia_en, your phones have been down all day and website chatbot disconnects every time I actually get to an agent. I need help as soon as possible with a reservation. Can someone help me on X?

Wow, Iberia you have the absolute worst customer service I’ve encountered in a long, long time. Phone lines go into an endless circle of nothingness, self-serve on your website is trash, your web chat is broken…..it’s incredible how bad you are.