The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express

Facial coverings come in all shapes and sizes. Make it your own. Just make sure it’s on when you’re in public. For more info, check out Washington State Department of Health’s guidelines: bit.ly/2ZhdMDh

Did the C-Team do a collaboration for a beer? I must know! Elyssa Grant help?

“What does it mean to be #VoteReady?” Great question! Get started by: 🗳 Registering to vote 🗳 Requesting your mail-in ballot 🗳 Making a plan to vote 🗳 And having your network do the same. Find everything you need to vote at Vote.org.

So an Owl attacked me while I was walking down my driveway... My wife thinks it is because my long hair looks like a rat or bunny. I am worried that they built a nest near the driveway. What is more likely? Can you help Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics)?

Today is my 40th birthday! For my 39th birthday, I made friends with Dwayne Johnson To celebrate this milestone, I'm going to raise $1,000,000 for charity. But I'm going to need your help.

Over the last few months, I've learned a thing or two from the young people in our country. I figured I would return the favor by sharing with you how to make a plan to vote in this upcoming election. Get registered and vote early: votesave.us/obama Video: attn

Spaghezza? Pighetti? We had leftover pasta and leftover pizza fixings...

Was trying to see if I couldn't find a copy of Fluppy Dogs on DVD. I found a website selling it... Long story short, an eCommerce site can't be "not for commercial use" and Video Home recording laws only protect your ability to record live TV not sell it.

Apparently the scammers would like me to believe that someone purchased a 77" OLED TV and an Xbox One X for ~$850 from Amazon... Oh, also instead of the traditional taxes, it is "Import Fees" to a US address.

I believe that I am legally obligated to post this... SNOW!!

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it. #CountdownToMars

Apparently it is Pizza Day! youtube.com/watch?v=R8AzwE…

"... but what it lacks in gore it makes up for in gender satire." #NoContext

"For Halloween with hearts..." "Valentines Day!" #NoContext

"You can then have running bets for how high your turd will fly" #ThingsKevinSays

Here we go again! It is time for The Informal, Unofficial PAX 5k. Come on out and join the fun. Please share with any of your friends that you think might be interested! #PAXWest #PAXWest2022 eventbrite.com/e/the-informal…

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