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When you floss and spend 10 minutes after trying to figure out when you had popcorn.

Electric toothbrush dies... now releaning the ins and outs of the manual. Mentally and physically exhausted but mouth is now refreshed.

You take crackers add cheese and microwave on high for 23 seconds. Follow me on Twitter for other culinary delights that will impress. #CulinaryArts #followme #chef #mealideas

Cheers my friends! A fantastic Lost Craft and some smokin! Traeger Canada

And I thought I had seen it all.

Just implemented the 2 sheet per wipe protocol in my house. It's not going over very well. #Covid_19

I'm have a party. It's BYOTP.

I'm installing a TP Teepee on my front lawn. Need a roll - take a roll. Have an extra roll - leave a roll. #community #toiletpaper #COVID19

First time in my life that I wish my truck tank was empty just so I could fill up for under 100 bucks!

We have been informed by Bruce Power NGS of a tritium spill at the Bruce Power Nuclear Generating Station Unit 6. There is no reported risk to the health and safety of the public or the environment. We are monitoring the situation and will provide updates accordingly.

My 7 yr old just asked if I could turn the thermostat down to zero so that it would snow. I said sure.

First time on Twitter in a long time. It isn't disappointing! Thanks Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden for the shit show! #PresidentialDebate

Sums it up nicely. #Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate

Time to start raking the forest floors again! #PresidentialDebate #Debates2020

2 car collision at 13th Street and 2nd Ave W.

I enjoy the smell of urinal mints. Am I alone?

I was in Owen Sound walmart on Friday and a page went out for Mike Hunt. If Mike Hunt is in the building.. You can't make this stuff up!

Never drop an electric toothbrush when operating. Little white spatter everywhere.

I looked down while showering and thought there's a good chance I've never in my lifetime applied soap to my feet.