wild to see a world trade center blow up twice in one lifetime

the funniest possible thing that could happen at this moment is wes anderson releasing a trailer for a new movie x.com/DiscussingFilm…

Update: as of 9:30 am this Tuesday Astoria the Wild Turkey had flown off from another encounter with NYPD while she was foraging in a small park in East Midtown. She seems to be fine and needs no rescue. Please give her space let her forage.

very cool this app is constantly exposing me to dorks like this now. social media managers with handles like "artemis consort" who are obsessed with epistemology but do not understand, say, the distinction between knowledge and belief

every 18 months or so a new kind of bird shows up in the city and we get to follow it around for awhile

get him joyce

Astoria the Wild Turkey seen Monday evening in Manhattan's Battery Park, an excellent place for her with large gardens and friendly staff. She continues there this Tuesday. 🦃 ❤️

its so funny when something takes a long time to do on the computer

optimizing my unregretted regretting-seconds

this is what happens when you let people wear jeans to play chess

YOU’RE GOING TO GET SOMEBODY SICK MAN!

i love new york city. i love my home

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time, I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing The send button should not have multiple

i have most of my money tied up in geode futures

thinking about getting the dow jones back on track, simply by making a few phonecalls. but certain people have been a bitch to me, so i wont