😂😂😂

Worth a watch fo' sho' Adam Clery youtu.be/yEgp7qDGJ5E?si…

🇩🇪⚫️⚪️ Newcastle need goals. Badly. But since Nick Woltemade has never been prolific, is he really the man to replace Isak? In a word, yes. Technically excellent, creative, and a magnet for defenders, there's a reason the German's call him Wolte-Messi. youtu.be/yEgp7qDGJ5E

Get in there Cal!

This cannot be true surely? One of my first signings in every FIFA game for about 3 or 4 years now though. 😯😈 #NUFC #NUFCFans #RealMadrid

As soon as you stop thinking of them as journalists and realise they’re just running a business, the transfer news cycle will make a lot more sense.

I take it back. Grok is absolutely spot on. 😂 #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #PremierLeague

Sooooo... Bitter much that they sold Isak after you told everyone they wouldn't? 😂 #NUFC #NUFCFans #Isak #bitter

By the way, what a summers graft from this man and his recruitment team… Since he joined Newcastle United he’s; - Saved us from relegation - Twice got us CL football - Overhauled a knackered squad - Managed the unexpected departures of Staveley and Ghoudossi. - Dealt with Eales

The even better news of #Wissa's signing for Newcastle United is that him and Harvey Barnes already have a telepathic connection. 😉😂😂😂 Love you really Harvey. #NUFC youtube.com/clip/Ugkxmmjw3…

Have to say... After this summer's trials and tribulations I love this fella's super-infectious grin! 😃 youtu.be/lXWcgZ04zV4?si…

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𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗗𝗡𝗔 Mark Goldbridge You did it! You actually came up with the most deluded comment Twitter has ever seen. That is a truly magnificent effort fella you must be so proud!

Just realised. Woltemade Wissa Elanga If that happens it's WWE 😂 #NUFC #wissa #Woltemade #elanga #WWE

Love this 😂😂😂

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