TSA precheck, global entry, clear, and priority pass. I love it here 🤭

I stayed at this apartment bc I was too lazy to move and boyyyyyy am I regretting that

people have kids and just forget that they were saying the same rhetoric😭

Idris did something to this woman, but because of what he did, she put out one of the greatest albums.

Whenever I have a child, idc who you are do not kiss my child. I will slap tf out of you

My Canada Goose coat is easily the smartest purchase of 2025

Not to brag but my yoga teacher used my arch as the class example 🤭

Bio says proud father of 8. Nigga gtf on 😂

My car is literally stuck in my parking spot. Where are the teenagers that shovel snow? 🤣

I have to accept the fact that my body hates gluten and diary 😫

Just finished his and hers and what the hell I was not expecting that ending

Leo loves guests

I need new places to shop.

Honestly threads is better than x

I will never understand how ppl have the energy to work a 9-5 anddddd nightlife. Chileee this 9-5 be kicking my assssss

My bestie is really that girl and I wished the world Knew but it’s ok. She’s like a private life lol

Went to EV for happy hour yesterday and left at 10pm and my bill was $0.01 🤣🤣 this is why you make friends with the bartenders🤣🤣

I want to go to happy hour in dc but it’s tooo much trying to get from Va to dc during rush hour. Nope

A part of me wants to be productive and a part wants to bed rot

Every time a major artist has a concert the people that aren’t even interested in buying a ticket have the most to say. Shut the hell up. No one cares