This is Custard, a 1996 Honda Transalp 600. He will be my companion through Zambia for the next six days. Stay tuned for updates. @african_view

Marshmallow (Glenn ‘s bike), Custard and me with the brilliance of a Baobab Tree. #Zambia @african_view #honda #transalp

Thank you for the stay Elephant Crossing Safari Bushcamp for the stay. Elephants, hippos and lions. What an evening. With African View Tours and Safaris

Office for the day: elephants! #Zambia

A brave man in a boat saves a jetty that’s come loose.

What are the chances of us getting eaten by a crocodile? A) high B) very high

Petrol stations in Zambia cater for a variety of needs

Mr Glenn Foley is working hard Road testing this resort. You should thank him for all he does for you.

Some riding from today. In deepest, darkest, beautiful-est, coolest Africa.

Custard has some fans. #honda #transalp #africa #zambia

In Zambia, motorcycles don’t pay toll fees. I wish South Africa was as advanced as this place.

Office for the day: Vic Falls! The mighty Vic Falls! The majestic Vic Falls!

"Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it," #fawltytowers

My new emotional support animal. His name is Joe. #crocodile #zambezi #river #zambia🇿🇲

In Zambia, there is just one KFC, but there’s about 53 million franchises of Hungry Lion.

Farewell to Custard, the 1996 Honda Transalp that’s been my faithful companion for the last six days. You were brilliant, you didn’t give a moment of trouble and we didn’t get eaten by lions. Thank you! #zambia

Thanks hugely to Giacomo Corsini for the Zambian adventure. It’s going to make a helluvan episode of The Bike Show in January. If you want an epic motorcycle adventure, contact this man See what they do at African View Tours and Safaris

Thank you to Miss Chris Fisher who can miraculously turn a semi-vagrant into something vaguely civilised looking

My eggplant emoji is bigger than your eggplant emoji. 🍆

I am fortunate to know the people who run VW SA very well. They are patriotic to the core; they care deeply about South Africa and this company's employees. I was invited to a lunch where the CEO was hosting two employees who had worked there for 40 years. This factory supports