Hey Taco Bell y’all are sleeping on the job. Where is the release of the “Flaming Hot” Doritos Locos Tacos series? Better yet why don’t y’all just hire me to run your test kitchen. I’m a rainmaker with ideas. #TacoBell

Wow Tony Hinchcliffe set at MSG tonight. Yikes. I know the audience was dumb but those jokes were for like racist 6th graders. It’s like somebody wrote jokes for a redneck’s mullet headed kid’s birthday party. He was almost famous too. Like a hateful Matt Rife.

Ok, now THAT is funny

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Welp there goes whatever season we had a shot at. What a kick in the stomach. The Gators were rolling along too. Hate it for Lagway, Napier, the rest of the team, the fans, Gainesville, it’s just awful. Hope the kid from Yale doesn’t get hurt. #GoGators

That’s it. I’m only watching then Australian news from now on. Accurate AF

This is actually making America great again.

Not too many things prettier than what Ja’MarrChase just did. I mean he’s electric ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️

There is definitely a Chinese retirement home in Chinatown in DC I think it’s called the Wah Luck House. ELLIOT IN THE MORNING

Have to love the camera work on ESPN panning around to get a good view of Erin Kate Dolan from the backside for no reason. Nice dumper though.

Whitney Cummings is a Dollar Tree Nikki Glazer.

Can someone with enough time on their hands & hate in their heart please start a list of all the celebs bending a knee to Trump, taking a paycheck over principle & selling out their race/gender at the first opportunity? We'll need it for reference when they try to walk it back.

What happened to you Snoop Dogg damn you went all uncle Thomas on us. Sad.

Yo ESPN not cool for putting that rapist on to spout anti American hatred during the national championship. So gross. Do better.

How is this not a Nazi salute?

What is this buffoon doing?

Not a single word right now on Fox News but some bullshit story about swatting. Just going to ignore Hegseth altogether.

Because this isn’t North Korea. You swore an oath to the Constitution but will shit all over it to further your fascism loving madness.

“The worst experience I’ve ever had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln