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Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:

My first five words were, in order - cookie, box, beaver, snatch and poon. Before that I used to baby talk the word hoo-ha, but it didn't register to my parents as my "first word".

I was abandoned by my parents at birth. I'm an orphan, it's true. They floated me down the river in a wicker basket, and let me tell you, it do go down!

Yes it is

Based on the leaks, it's looking like the new Mr Beast animated show is going to be the next big story cartoon 👀

Beautiful story. Seeing the order at the end is a real gut punch.

yall need jesus Apple

All my friends made a group chat where they made a pact to never respond to my dms ever again. That's the only reasonable explanation

A real life ai

first date,, lov e of my live. my heart is full

All the most commonly used shortcuts

i think of my account as a sort of "internet checkpoint" where people can come to relax and listen to chill vgm

everyone is calling me an autistic pyschopath because i have my parents in my phone as their full legal names and not "Mom" and "Dad"