Riding on the couch is top 2

Ten hag's dream striker rotation was brobby, hojlund and Wheatley

Chelsea haven’t produced a single ballon dor winner or Puskas award winner in their 120 years of existence..

Especially the good things, the big amazing breakthroughs! The love, the family, the friends, the beauty, the joy.. don't ever think it can't happen to you too!

swear this is the 6th or 7th player to leave leverkusen since ten hag came in 😭😭😭😭

Okay man

guys who do irl ball know that this can’t be ignored

Bein a fat hoe gotta suck cuz u cant even wear no drip all u can do is get a septum piercing and post cleavage

🚨Eberechi Eze to Spurs HERE WE GO! Arsenal:

United fans on this app really say the dumbest shit? You could give them Haaland and they would cry that it’s not someone they wanted

They’re gonna sing Eze chants in the NLD and we’re gonna reply with champions of Europe

Texas just FIRED Rep. Jasmine Crockett 🔥

Bless the judge for taking us out of the group chat- MERCY

What’s actually the need for tweets like these though?

bra all these mf generations and nobody in my bloodline did NOTHING to get rich??!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Rotten Tomatoes is gonna create a whole new vegetable for when this movie drops

sumn wrong wit tra rags man lmao

This transfer window has got to be the craziest in recent times, - Isak going on strike to join Liverpool - wissa going on a strike to join Newcastle - Newcastle getting lil bro and rejected by players - Arsenal hijacking Eze deal in one hour - Manuel Akanji having no idea he

Life is tough bro The least you can do for yourself is to have a beautiful girlfriend.

⚡ eberectile dysfunction