curing seasonal depression one neon puffer at a time.

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There has been no better casting job in the history of casting than the guy they cast to play mayhem in the Allstate commercials.

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Публікує світлину (Kyiv, Ukraine): instagram.com/p/CayuMLjq6Dl/…

Disgusting display of humanity…..Battle for the South of Ukraine VICE News youtu.be/hhBfNDVs-PY

So proud of my senior students!!! Go guys go! ✂️ nbcphiladelphia.com/entertainment/…

To my friends in Dallas who are asking: I do not know whether our ABC affiliate WFAA cut away from my monologue tonight intentionally or inadvertently but I will find out. In the meantime, here's what you didn't get to see youtube.com/watch?v=OF_Gof…

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