just once in my stupid life, i’d like to taste the sweet, sweet privilege of being a girl who’s always cold

eh, the new lana album is good, but i still think the best work jack antonoff produced was his relationship with lena dunham

nothing quite marks the slow, relentless forward march of time like completing a 10-day course of antibiotics

hmmm i think i’m a natalie sun, caroline moon, amsterdam bartender rising

Long Island Thanksgiving Eve miracle: I met bravolebrity Colin Macy-O'Toole from Below Deck: Mediterranean at The Wharf drinking a White Claw

the most relatable thing about adam driver is how much he absolutely hates the sound of his own voice

dry january is too taxing so i’m going real housewives sober for the next month (clear liquors only)

Listen, I’m gonna need more long form shihtzu content.

wishing the person who stole my hobonichi techo 2020 planner from my stoop a very organized and productive year

got to chat with grey’s @KellyMcCreary so here’s my little reminder that it’s still the best show on tv

last night i double featured two masterful examples of filmmaking: uncut gems and the netflix docuseries Cheer

i went to montreal to find my ideal man: french face w a canadian body

why can’t the internet tell me which haim sister is the hottest?

mr. peanut got grooted

i hope i made coach monica proud

to underindulgence! 🍻nymag.com/strategist/art…

sorry to report that the last event i went to before the quarantine was an all female comedy show sponsored by a weight loss brand that was solely attended by RHONY rejects

If journalists don’t have just cause, you won’t get the full story. #JustCauseNoExceptions