Yzma’s newest nap spot almost got her locked in the closet all day yesterday 😂😂😂 #FindTheCat

Who needs a nice bed with blankets when you have a toilet, cardboard box, and pile of puppy pads?

“Oh you want cute pics for my adoption profile? Yeah good luck….wait is that a churu tube?”

Y’all I’m f***ing crying 😭 🐿️

Life really is like this

Rare occurrence that the reptile room/office is presentable so I had to document it! Love this room 🥰🥰🥰

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

You wouldn’t

Living alone is all fun and games until you get all snuggled into bed, turn off your bedside lamp, and realize your bathroom light is still on and you have to get out of bed and turn it off yourself

Accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay. Everyone stay inside

“Got any games on your phone?”

This sounds like an “a hot dog is a sandwich” episode Nicole Enayati @MythicalChef

At this rate the #LoveIsBlindLive music will be replacing LoFi girl as my background music tomorrow

Can’t believe I have to redownload this app to beg someone with Verizon Support Verizon Fios to help me. I’ve requested call backs 2x & both times been hung up on. Last week I was on hold for 3 hours and the rep who answered said there was no wait. I need internet for work