Turns out if you tell them you are hosting a party instead of a wedding, the cost to rent the venue is 90% less.

Arsenal have never spent £300m in a single transfer window.

our social media algorithms can really give us an illusion of progress. misogyny is the norm, guys. it is baked into the fabric of our society. being a feminist means resisting the norm. of course, misogynists get celebrated, and feminists, attacked, for challenging the norm.

After this fervent prayers for Tinubu’s Presidency, 2yrs later our Legendary pastor Taribo West says he will not let his son step foot into Nigeria due to Peter Rufai’s treatment post death. Listen: it will touch everybody!

🗣️ “Ronaldinho used to do pranks all the time, even to the manager! He was hilarious.” 😂 Mikel Arteta took on a game of teammates at his unveiling as Global Ambassador at Under Armour FC last week 🤩🔥

Never fails. Shout out to Enyinnaya

Nuno has had to deal with Jeff Shi, Daniel Levy and Evangelos Marinakis. Poor bloke.

“Record home defeat is 6-0 to Arsenal”

Justin Bieber can do an around the world??

⚽️ One goal 🅰️ Two assists 🤑 15 points Joao Pedro doubters, where are you now? 🤦👎 #FPL

He's so real.

I used to sleep in zlatans house around 2016/2017 this man, is God chosen!

THIS IS AURA 🥶

🚨 It's been a big summer for the fans of the palindrome. 🤝

Isak do whatever makes you happy brother

Ødegaard has more freekick goals than all of them btw.

Sorry nauuu 🥲🥲🥲

If they put a cloth sieve over the basin, the ogi will be filtered out.

Zombie

Aniko playing "Hey Jago" rn "Party wey them no go play Hey Jago Uno"