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If you think ‘community’ = profits, congrats, you’re the exit liquidity

Work 40 years, retire at 65, die at 70. Sounds fun.

"Bro this coin has real utility." — Yeah, the utility is draining your wallet.

You ain't early; you're food. Keep buying top signals from KOLs who couldn’t even afford Uber last year.

Imagine living life like a thread. “Here’s why breathing air without consent is problematic 🧵.” Bro. Touch grass.

Hope. Cope. Rope. Repeat.

“One more 100x, I swear I’ll cash out.” Bro, you said that three rugs ago.

“You must accept me for who I am!” Okay, but who tf are you? Your entire personality is TikTok trends and trauma.

“Bro this one’s a guaranteed 100x.” — Yeah, like your last pick that went straight to zero. Face it, you’re just providing liquidity to smarter people. Ape harder, clown.

Bro, she got 3 situationships, posts thirst traps daily, and hits “do not disturb” when she’s with Chad.

“Money isn’t everything.” Yeah, but being broke is. Stay poor.

Y’all arguing politics like it’s sports. Meanwhile, the elites getting richer while you broke mfers scream at each other. Stay distracted.

Everyone’s for the streets, but somehow everyone’s “looking for something real.” Make it make sense.

Gold medal in victimhood. Congrats. What’s the plan after complaining? Oh right—nothing.

“Looking for my twin flame.” Twin flame? Bro, you’re toxic, she’s toxic—y’all are just flammable.

You’re finding new ways to be offended while contributing absolutely nothing to society.

She’s got a “healing era” playlist but still texts her toxic ex at 2 AM. Growth? Nah, just delusion.

College. They sold you $100K debt for a piece of paper while your professor drives a 2004 Toyota. Wake up.

“I deserve better.” No you don’t.

“It’s not my fault.” Nah mf, it is.